Foreign body

The arresting officer comes in telling you that there is a Zuccini on the back seat of his patrol car, you get a little curious. You look at the inmate and he looks very uncomfortable sitting down, you get even more curious. The inmate tells you that he needs to use the bathroom to get "them out" you become even more curious. You and a deputy have to watch the inmate take a poo because he is suspicous of something and you see this man poop out a winter squash, you become sick, and even worse, he pooped out another one. This man had TWO, T-W-O!!!!! winter squashes up his rectum. He had the Zuccini up there too, but took it out in the patrol car. So so so disgusting and hilarious at the same time. I don't understand how that could be a daily normal thing for someone to think of doing to themselves, that is an Exit only hole!!